Goose Off Livestream: A Journey Through Time, Tasks, and Terrifying Calculators ðĶĒ
Welcome to the aftermath of our latest Goose Off livestream, where we dove deep into the realm of unsettling user interfaces and time-bending social networks. Let's explore the digital nightmares we crafted together!
1. The Haunted Calculator ðŧðĒ
First up was our haunted calculator that brings a touch of cosmic horror to your arithmetic! With its blood-red interface and mysteriously changing numbers, this calculator ensures that 2+2 might equal 4... or summon an ancient one.
Features:
- Eerie red glow aesthetic
- Numbers that seem to have a mind of their own
- Mysterious symbols that definitely aren't part of standard mathematics
- A design that suggests it might be calculating things beyond our dimension
2. The Deep Calls to Your Tasks ðĶð
Next, we created the anti-productivity app of your nightmares! This Lovecraftian task tracker turns your todo list into a descent into madness.
Features:
- Haunting green-on-black interface reminiscent of deep sea creatures
- De-motivational messages that remind you of your cosmic insignificance
- Tasks that fade into the void when completed
- Ancient ones awaiting your failures
3. TimeLinkedIn: Professional Networking Across Time and Space â
Finally, we reimagined LinkedIn for time travelers! This Doctor Who-inspired professional network allows you to connect across all of time and space.
Features:
- Post across different time periods and dimensions
- Include temporal timestamps and universe coordinates
- Report timeline violations to the TVA (Time Variance Authority)
- Network with other time travelers across all of history
- Handle temporal paradoxes with style
- Holographic cards that react to mouse movement
- Temporal alerts and paradox warnings
Note: No time travelers were harmed in the making of these projects, though several timelines may have been slightly bent. The ancient ones have approved this message. ðū